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Wednesday, April 19, 2006


What a GLORIOUS DAY!!! Tom Cruise and almost-wife-yet-brained-washed-hottie Katie birthed (silently of course... "Don't say a word woman or aliens will eat you")a healthy baby girl named "Suri". Experts say the name means "One with impending childhood trauma". The baby weighed 7 lbs and 7 ounces at birth (only 7 lbs after Tommy was said to have feasted on the chord and placenta! MISSION IAMPUKINGABLE!!!) It is the first Alien for Katie Holmes and is Tom's 3rd baby and ironically enough his third Hollywood Hottie (but this one is TRUE love... Seriously... I am not joking... she IS the ONE!) Nice work Tommy Boy... Nice work

I just thought we should all take a moment of silence (ummm Katie it's just like birth... NO TALKING WOMAN!! BOW DOWN TO LORD TOMKAT!!) in respect for this child and what she will have to go through. Tom will raise the baby as a Lyingtologist and it is said that Katie has embraced the "religion" also!

I love Scientology!! Nothing like a religion based on a science fiction writer!

In the late 1940s, pulp writer L. Ron Hubbard declared:

"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion"
Reader's Digest reprint, May 1980, p.1


Love you Tom and Katie!!!



Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Father's Day Gift Baskets

Nothing like a fathers day gift baskets to really make your father happy. I like to put a nice one together complete with airsoft guns, a Snap-On calendar for his tool shed, a couple sticks of beef jerky and a camoflauge bandana.

Every year dad gets the same thing - a stupid t-shirt with the words #1 Dad on it. This year, get him something he will really love!