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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

What if there was a Blog Apprentice?

In order to be part of The Blog Patrol you have to know what it takes in order to succeed in the blog world. What is more, you have to be willing to work hard, to comment, to write, to be creative and to always put forth your very best if you want to succeed.

After looking around the blogosphere it is obvious that some people continue to miss the mark with their blogs. Ugly blogs to the left, fat blogs to the right, mommy blogs, daddy blogs, dog blogs, it is all very overwhelming and we don't like it.

If we could, we would go around and fire people from blogging. If we could Trump you with a "You're Fired" we could and would spend the rest of our lives firing people. We don't have time for that and truthfully, we really aren't as mean as we like to make you think we are...

What we are about is helping people acheive their very blogger best and so like Martha Stewart's Apprentice we will just very sweetly tell you, "you just don't fit in" and then we will write you a note telling you about all of the things that you are good at - none of which have anything to do with blogging.

So go and tidy up your blog, get your house in order - cause The Blog Patrol is coming to town and we expect more than just milk and cookies.

Merry Christmas!

P.S. If you are reading this then you might infer that I just finished watching Martha Stewart Apprentice and that I was bored as crap and felt like blogging, but really had nothing better to blog about. I give myself a citation -5 points for a boreblog post.

2 Comments:

Blogger Nunzia said...

Hahaha... that was great. I love the way she fires people so... cordially. I'll be awaiting a visit!

11:29 AM

 
Blogger Tony Myles said...

Hilarious... great concept!

10:29 PM

 

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