Ridding the internet of ugly blogs one blog at a time!

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

It pays to comment.

I found Slackers With Advanced Degrees by way of a comment left here on BlogPatrol. After reading most of the posts, I can say it's funny and well-written. Of course, if this guy really has an advanced degree, one could hope for a slightly higher degree of writting. Ha! Maybe that's where the slacking comes in?
The moral of the story: Post a frickin' comment, will ya?
Merry Christmas, all!

Monday, December 19, 2005

Merry CHRISTmas Everyone!!

I (Steve from "Following God's Will/Into the Mirror") wanted to slide on over and wish everyone that happens upon THE BLOG PATROL a very Merry CHRISTmas.

yeah yeah... I made the "CHRIST" part bigger. I am "one of those people" that feels we are moving away from the true message and meaning of Christmas. Even people who don't believe in Christ realize that CHRISTmas is about HIS birth... right? Don't you? I don't think anyone can really argue that fact (fact is SUCH a good word here...)

Here is what I don't get.... If everyone knows it WHY are there those that try and change it? Did the non-believers feel like they were being left out? Truth is you weren't left out at all... the fact that you don't believe will NEVER change the FACT that Christ was sent to earth for YOU. DIED for YOU.

because He loves YOU that much.

Merry CHRISTmas

oh... and of course

God is Good!!

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

What if there was a Blog Apprentice?

In order to be part of The Blog Patrol you have to know what it takes in order to succeed in the blog world. What is more, you have to be willing to work hard, to comment, to write, to be creative and to always put forth your very best if you want to succeed.

After looking around the blogosphere it is obvious that some people continue to miss the mark with their blogs. Ugly blogs to the left, fat blogs to the right, mommy blogs, daddy blogs, dog blogs, it is all very overwhelming and we don't like it.

If we could, we would go around and fire people from blogging. If we could Trump you with a "You're Fired" we could and would spend the rest of our lives firing people. We don't have time for that and truthfully, we really aren't as mean as we like to make you think we are...

What we are about is helping people acheive their very blogger best and so like Martha Stewart's Apprentice we will just very sweetly tell you, "you just don't fit in" and then we will write you a note telling you about all of the things that you are good at - none of which have anything to do with blogging.

So go and tidy up your blog, get your house in order - cause The Blog Patrol is coming to town and we expect more than just milk and cookies.

Merry Christmas!

P.S. If you are reading this then you might infer that I just finished watching Martha Stewart Apprentice and that I was bored as crap and felt like blogging, but really had nothing better to blog about. I give myself a citation -5 points for a boreblog post.