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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Blog Citations – Don’t be caught with your blog pants down!

Clutterblog – this citation is given to bloggers who have too much going on with their blog. Too many ads, too many links, and overall lack of organization and a preponderance of clutter.

Boreblog – long-winded blogs that ramble on about nothing of interest. This type of blog normally works as a great sleeping pill.

Annoyblog – does your blog have pop-ups or make the end user have to install software? Is your blog nothing but one big advertisement? Then this citation will be given to you.

Uglyblog – So perhaps you are new to CSS based design and html. You toyed around with your code and jacked up your template so bad that it has turned into blog soup. Go get a new template! We will not take pity on you.

TypoBlog – Your blog is spelled glob, you have incorrectly written your own name, and you have so many typographical errors that the reader can’t understand what you are trying to say.
DirtyBlog – You may get a DB Citation if your blog content is always adult themed and inappropriate. You may also be cited if you have links to offensive material on your blog and/or you are misogynistic and you objectify the opposite sex.

I am sure there will be more... but this is a good start.


Blogger Edgy Mama said...

o great founder--he who is not to be named--I can't get the damn button on my blog to link to the new BP site! And, I think members should get superstar buttons as well. As we rule.

3:02 PM

Blogger Mindy said...

Um, I found a typo... you need an extra line break after the "Typoblog" section.

*ducks and hides*


9:12 AM

Blogger Arethusa said...

Hmmm, I don't know about the last one. If the person intentionally created an adult-themed blog, what's wrong with that? I suppose they'll take your citation as a compliment. ;-)

9:52 PM

Anonymous Ricky said...

You've been caught again with the typos! - you're missing the http:// in your link to Ordinary Dad

1:41 PM


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